FEMA shingles

The big blue tarp fema puts over your blown off roof after a hurricane

I still have fema shingles on my house fron hurricane Katrina

by booboo2u February 9, 2010

FEMA effect

The FEMA effect refers to the all-too-predictable incompetence that emerges when the federal government machinery gets into the process.

The ineptitude in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina was in part a manifestation of the FEMA effect. They probably think that you French-kiss someone on the elbow.

by eViL pOp TaRt August 21, 2006

FEMA Ice

Ice handed out at a FEMA Point of Distribution or POD along with FEMA Water and sometimes MRE's.

"Sweetie, on your way home, swing by the POD and pick us up some more FEMA Ice."

by TxFeatFan September 22, 2008

Fema-shave

When a man runs out of his shaving cream and has to use female shaving cream.

Man: "I had to do a fema-shave this morning, because yesterday airport security nabbed my shaving cream."

by rymoaz April 13, 2010

FEMA Trailer

proper noun, 1. a place free of rent where you can plug your flat screen up in your bedroom and see it in your kitchen.
2. an invitiation to somewhere to have some of the rauchies sex of your life
3. the truth that all people in Mississippi due now, in fact, live in trailers and run around barefoot
4. the best new work in a pick up phrase in mississippi, louisiana, and alabama

1. Dude, you livin' hoodrich in the FEMA trailer; can I play you XBox 360 on you flat screen while you pour me a glass of Cristal?
2. Your FEMA trailer or mine? Nuff said.
3. Where you live at now? In the FEMA trailer park where Red Lobster, Holiday Inn, and Olive Garden used to be.

by neens May 4, 2006

FEMA DEBRIS

Marijuana or weed., TREE, GREEN.

Wassup on some Fema Debris. (All of the greenery and trees left over from hurricanes Rita and Katrina)

I survived Rita

by BIGG CHRIS November 17, 2006

Fema Name

The fake name that alleged Katrina "victims" use to get undeserved benefits from we Taxpayers. This bit of slang is heard all over the Gulf Coast and I'm happily surprised to be the first to submit it.

" My real name is Akbar Mohammed and I live in Shreveport. But my FEMA NAME is John Johnson, life-time resident of New Orleans."

by Rex-Rex Davis January 7, 2008