by G. TYSON March 25, 2007
News Reporter: Yesterday there was a massive flood in the Mississippi Valley, so the federal government has brought in FEMA to help in the rebuilding process.
(two days later)
News Reporter: This just in, Spanish is now the official language of the states surrounding the Mississippi Valley.
(two days later)
News Reporter: This just in, Spanish is now the official language of the states surrounding the Mississippi Valley.
by bloodthug June 17, 2008
by kickass2014 June 9, 2007
the people who took so damn long just to help those in need of a certain hurricane that we are all too familiar with. partly George W. Bush's fault as well.
Congratulations FEMA, more than half of the Crescent City is underwater and people there are dying as we speak. what dumb@$$es.
by woobie October 10, 2005
by tdrury September 9, 2005
Federal emergency morrons agency
an agency trying to provide help in case of emergency, but not smart enough to do it.
in louisiana FEMA IS NOW USED AS AN INSULT
an agency trying to provide help in case of emergency, but not smart enough to do it.
in louisiana FEMA IS NOW USED AS AN INSULT
by netlock July 30, 2006
after obama becomes a dictator and gets shot by the FEMA director, FEMA is planning to take over the world and use hispanics to build giant statues of the FEMA director. Then the hispanics become zombies from rabies and zombies take over the world. Then aliens come and team up with the zombies to find the corrupters (me and my friends because we knew about it first) to turn them into secret galactic weapons. But in the end two people survive, they use weed for the rage that the rabies cause, and cure everyone's rabies and get weed legalized.
by FEMAcoruptor March 26, 2009