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The pieces of toilet tissue a gentleman delicately and fastidiously places around the lavatory seat in order to prevent contact between his botty skin and any foul/unknown detritum.

It's widely believed that the term fanny-felt was first coined inside the walls of the Feltham Youth Correctional Facility in the UK, hence the prefix being attributed to this lauded institution
But dash it all, Godfrey. I'm still laying the Feltham Fannyfelt
by Tremendous Embakwame QC May 20, 2011
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