a fela is a specific type of grape, that will burst out of a shower wearing a towel, and screaming "Hail Smantha"
Occasionaly they don't wear pants while talking on the phone.
Code red! Bring in the Fela
by Doctor Lina October 17, 2007
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An amazing narcissitic asshole who is vompletely in love with themselves and will most likely die staring at themselves in a mirror
Wow that girl is so Fela I wish I could be here she's so hott and yummy.
by Issagaygirl April 27, 2017
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Nigerian music, band-leader, singer, and activist who founded the Afro-beat genre of music and achieved international acclaim for it. Outspoken critic of the Nigerian government. Educated and traveled through the UK and US. Released over 50 albums, mostly while he was alive.

Detractors highlight his propensity to have numerous sex partners (which led to his death from AIDS in 1997), unnecessarily long songs, and his extreme addiction to marijuana. For these reasons and his influence some call him "Africa's Bob Marley".
(In talking about the Nigerian military government) "Them leave sorrow, tears, and blood Chorus of singers: Them regular trademark!." - Fela Kuti's song "Sorrow, Tears, and Blood"

"International thief thief! ITT!" - infamously fraudulent communications company in Nigeria
by Chimaobi A. August 27, 2006
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A boy who will stick with you forever. He may have a bad personality and behave raw but on the inside he is sweet and generous he cares about you. He will also protect his family from something happening
Fela can be raw but of course in the inside he is excellent
by Ava rose April 19, 2022
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Fela is the most sexy girl on the planet. When Fela walks into the room people stop and stare. Nobody competes.
Bro did you see how hot Fela looked today, I just want to slam her up against a wall and eat her booty 🤤🤤🥺
by Not fela March 8, 2022
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