A dangerous creature that looks like an average human being, but underneath its skin hides a real fucking sloth. The danger of this monster lies in the fucking horrifying disappointment you experience waiting for the fucking eternity for the hoodie it promised to order. Once you accidentally deal with the Fedorsloth may cause an intense harm on your physical and mental states.

SIDE EFFECTS: tears, emotional instability, psychological damage, an enormous will to troll Fedorsloth
WEAPON AGAINST FEDORSLOTH MONSTER: can only be fought with memes.
Fedorsloth waiting is like waiting for a page to load: you think it will but at some point you realise its not going to...
by pimpasssista February 19, 2016
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