Fecalith 

1. literally a poop stone
2. the best nickname for any douche nozzle in your life

Dude, John is SUCH a fecalith!

Fecalith by unicornsarereal143 May 24, 2014

cranial fecalitis 

Shit for brains. Cranial- pertaining to the head. Fecal- Pertaining to excrement. -itis: this is added in order to make the word more medically appropriate. Not to be confused with -itis in reference to the drowsy after effect of eating a large meal.

I think John got some cranial fecalitis!

What are you suffering from, cranial fecalitis?

cranial fecalitis by zdarius February 10, 2010

fecalitoris 

Clitoris that is near anus.

If there is clitoris near vagina, so there must another one near anus, it must be named fecalitoris.

fecalitoris by white negroe July 16, 2010

fecality 

Death by fecal.

Its not easy to perform a fecality.

fecality by Effed November 7, 2003

fecalitis 

Facisnation with excrement, not always human.

fecalitis by M.R. March 21, 2003

fecolith 

A way to call someone a shitrock without them knowing it, provided that they are relatively ignorant.

Why don't you get the fuck out of my way fecolith?

fecolith by J-Red1125 June 13, 2005

Fecalitate 

a word used so signify an action having to do with feces

I am going to fecalitate the hell out of this bathroom.

Fecalitate by boogfry September 28, 2009