Fecal Treacle 

The sticky residue left around the pump hole after a particularly wet fart.

I had a really hot curry tonight. I have a feeling my boxer shorts will be covered in fecal treacle tomorrow.

Fecal Treacle by Holdontoyourwig April 11, 2014

Fecal Treacle 

When the fecal matter you're defacating has the consistency of treacle

I really need to eat more fiber, it's impossible to push out all the fecal treacle

Fecal Treacle by Matt.Ed September 22, 2020