Feather’s Day 

The day we celebrate Feathers (January 8th)

Feathers a real one ong (on Greg).

Feathers just like me! He just like me fr(For real)!

I love Feather’s day.

Feather’s Day by farterFeathers January 8, 2022

Not a Father's Day 

Not A Father's Day is a holiday dedicated to the celebration and commemoration of an often forgotten segment of our country's population: the not fathers. These brave men have chosen to remain childless, despite an avalanche of pressure, expectations, and condemnation, propagated by the Saturday morning cartoon loving elite, the Minivan Clan, and Maury Povich.

Guy #1: Happy "Not A Father's Day", the only thing I'll be nursing at any given 2 AM, is a Scotch!

Guy #2: Amen to that!

Not a Father's Day by arcadiageorge June 16, 2014

Father's day 

Mass confusion in Harlem

Anthony-Yo' Bruva, I got all dis mail stuf. Wat duz dat mean?
Jamal-Dam Cuzin', tiday mus be "I be ur daddy day"

Father's day by Jonathan December 10, 2003

Not a father's day 

A holiday for all non-fathers around the world to celebrate being not a father. To celebrate that moment of happiness when your one-night stand says, "I'm not pregnant!"

First Lady: I'm not pregnant!
President: YES, I declare today NOT A FATHER'S DAY! Hooray!!!

Not a father's day by Blackflame619 January 13, 2009

Father's Day 

a second, peculiar type of Mother's Day for all of the single mothers who also have to be fathers to their children.

Mama said that Mother's Day is a celebration of her natural maternal instincts as a single parent and Father's Day represents the more masculine, paternal qualities she's had to learn since she's had to raise us on her own.

Father's Day by Virgin Suicides July 8, 2017

Father's Day 

Father's Day: the third Sunday in June appointed for the honoring of middle management. Also known as the one day a year middle management gets to "call the ball". A way to platitudinaly appease someone who's really needy

Richard's bust out brother has a really bad business idea that he wants to present to my boss , so I'll give him a gratatudinal "Father's Day meeting"

Father's Day by Seddy Mazel September 17, 2017

father's day 

The most confusing day in Harlem

Jamal: Happy Father's day! time for me to pick my daddy out of the hat again! Last year it was Lamar, my principal!

father's day by PoopieNigga September 27, 2003