the act of trying to eat the air that is released from a girls vagina (a queef), usually while doing other filthy activities
Jim- hey bro what did you end up doing last night
Paul- i went to Jessica's house last night and i had an unexpected queef feast
Jim-dam Paul your fucking DIRTY!
Paul- i went to Jessica's house last night and i had an unexpected queef feast
Jim-dam Paul your fucking DIRTY!
by slag surfer March 22, 2010
The act of cumming into a bowl, using food coloring to turn it green,adding pepper and having your partner eat it with tortilla chips.
Girl : Babe, that was an extra salty guacamole feast.
Guy: You should just be thankful for what you have.
Guy: You should just be thankful for what you have.
by Some Kid Bored In High-School November 8, 2011
a threesome position where in the dude lies down and one girl mounts him, the other sits on his face and then the girls make out while the dude goes to town.
by dreadedskullet January 6, 2006
A incredibly large meal enough to cure world hunger. It involves ordering an insurmountable amount of fried chicken fingers with sides of calorically dense mac & cheese and a heaping portion of french fries. Why not add 3 cups of dressing on to it as well. To top of the meal have 10 ounces of ice cream with toppings galore.
Eric, a horny and hairy man, ordered "The Shullman Feast" he was unaware that the restaurant had no more food left for the rest of its customers because it was all used on him. He immediately became overweight and was eligible for gastric bypass surgery
by Boca561WHATWHAT September 4, 2011
by zizithecat July 30, 2019
The act of eating a moderate and inexpensive meal prior to eating at an expensive restaurant in order avoid ordering a full portion; thus saving money, fulfilling your hunger and enjoying a quality meal.
Friends: Hey lets go out to eat at Gratzi Italian Bistro!
You: Sounds good, but I'm gonna pre-feast with some McChicken sandwiches first. I'll meet you there in a bit.
You: Sounds good, but I'm gonna pre-feast with some McChicken sandwiches first. I'll meet you there in a bit.
by waggy04 June 17, 2009
by Grahm Salsbury September 6, 2009