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farvegasm 

When NFL broadcasters get way too excited about the play of an over the hill, overrated "gunslinger", whose career TD-int ratio is about 3 to 2. First and most often displayed in John Madden.
Christ, Monday Night Football is almost unwatchable; every time Number 4 touched the ball Jon Gruden has a Farvegasm.
farvegasm by jinxed-chef October 6, 2009
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fakegasms 

1. a really bad fake orgasium that its pretty damn apparent the guy is not what he was talked up to be and the girl is disapointed n pissed that he was a bad sexual partner

2. a disapointment

3. not meeting expectations
"i had fakegams with him"
fakegasms by what a let down November 16, 2004

Favregasm 

Lavishing over the top, effusive and excessive praise on a mediocre or washed-up pro football player.
Jon G. - "When I was an assistant at Green Bay, this guy threw 5000 passes a day in practice!"

Ron J. - Jon's having another Favregasm.
Favregasm by PatsFanatic December 8, 2009

fakegasm 

1. a really bad fake orgasium that its pretty damn apparent the guy is not what he was talked up to be and the girl is disapointed n pissed that he was a bad sexual partner

2. a disapointment

3. apparently fake
''way to fakegasm''
''what a fakegasm-er''
''its so fakegasm''
fakegasm by what a let down November 16, 2004

facegasm 

A sneeze that is so incredibly big, loud and satisfying, it feels like your face had an orgasm. The best facegasms are the ones with projectile snot and saliva shooting out of the nose and mouth.
"I never understand it when I see people who stifle their sneezes, and look like they're imploding. I'd rather have a full-blown facegasm!"
facegasm by SneezyDwarf August 16, 2013

Facegasm 

When you are on Facebook for 5 hours and you finally log off, pull out, and that rush of blood and oxygen come back to your head and the world around you looks brighter and more alive.
I totally had a facegasm when I logged off and noticed I havent showered in 5 days!
Facegasm by Momo Stones September 30, 2010