Quote: "I can't eat fish unless it's battered and fried" "That's because you've got fattitude"
Weighing 300lbs and having the fattitude to telephone your non-
obese partner to provide a beer delivery service direct to your sofa/bed, rather than get off your fat
arse and risk burning calories.
Destroying several sofas by the sheer mass of ones
arse and then blaming the manufacturer, rather than your own fattitude.