faux procreation

act of having sex with hopes of not producing a child.

i dont want kids, so lets just go engage in faux procreation!

by grinde7 April 4, 2008

faux/20

smoking massive amounts of marijuana on a day that isn't 4/20 but acting like it is 4/20

stoner friend: yo kid I got an once of kush lets go to my house and smoke!

friend:I guess today's faux/20

kid1: YO I GOTTA BLUNT LETS BURN AND HAVE A FAUX/20

by thatsmoker29 April 14, 2011

Faux Christmaux

The celebration of Christmas on a day other than December 25, usually with your in-laws, because you are celebrating on Christmas Day with your family (or vice versa).

Faux Christmaux will be held on the weekend between Christmas and New Year's this year.

by MauxJaux December 29, 2014

Faux Nostalgia

Feeling Faux (Fake) Nostalgia for something like an old tv show that you feel Nostalgia for even though you have never watched it before.

Dude I feel Faux Nostalgia for the show "Backyardigans" even though I've never seen it before! (True story)

by ManBehind August 31, 2023

faux hetero

When a man or a woman who has claimed to be a homosexual decides to have a sex change operation and in turn becoming a heterosexual.

Cher's daughter, Chasity, an open homosexual woman has decided to have a sex change operation in turn making her a heterosexual male. She/He has become a faux hetero.

by JV84 June 13, 2009

Faux Prep

Imitating the actions or processes of entering a bikini comp, without officially vying for the prize

Thinking I won’t compete in the comp but will ‘faux prep’ so I look like I could.

Might do a ‘faux prep’ to lose some weight

by Insaniti Fitness June 20, 2021

faux jack

Also known as: fo'jack, 4 jack, forejack.

Superior diss to "jack off" stating someone is so much of a jackoff, he/she is not even WORTHY to be a jackoff; hence FAUX JACK, the fake jackoff. Also to be advanced by additional phrases (see examples).

"Stroke hard faux jack"
"Front to back faux jack"
"Mack on kojak faux jack"
"That's not even your dad; you're a faux jack"
"Hurt your back, bruising your sac faux jack?"

by Choisome December 25, 2012