Top Definition
1. Epic douchebag with absolutely no game. Awkward, scrawny and altogether uninteresting and insipid.

2. Major cockblock who clings to the opposing sex like no tomorrow, despite the desire being utterly unrequited. Becomes belligerent when challenged by someone with game, especially on the dancefloor, regardless of the fact that they would easily lose in a fight.

3. Someone who stands still on the dancefloor like a toolbag.

4. A Levantine salad made from toasted or fried pieces of pita bread combined with mixed greens and other vegetables.
You see that Fatoush on the dancefloor? He kept trying to shove me out the way but the girl he was dancing with shut him down and danced with me regardless.
#cockblock #douche #douchebag #epic douche #toolbag #lame #queer #asshat #loser
by Phi 169 January 12, 2010
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