A badass individual who represents the American way, helping others boost their feelings of freedom and patriotism. Commonly found in the colorful land of Colorado, in the greatest fucking country on Earth: America. Often sporting a star spangled headband and a large bald eagle perched upon his shoulder, this individual is the embodiment of Freedom.
Guy #1: Nigga, who the fuck is that?
Guy #2: Son, watch your mouth, that's Father Freedom.
Guy #1: What's that smell?
Sam L. Jackson: Freedom motherfucker, do you smell it?!
Guy #2: Son, watch your mouth, that's Father Freedom.
Guy #1: What's that smell?
Sam L. Jackson: Freedom motherfucker, do you smell it?!
by Stormfingwolf July 19, 2013