The one fat guy in your squad who embraces it (his fatness).
You: " Yo what up Mike"

Fatass (Mike): "Make way for the Fatass Patrol"

You: The fuck?
by Smaaaash July 10, 2016
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A very fat cat who lays on his ass on the floor and meows when he wants his dumbass treats
Sage: “Meow!”

Mom: “I ALREADY GAVE YOU TREATS!”

Sage: “Meow!!!!!”

Mom: “I’m going to disown Sage the Fatass Cat”
by Jollikush Lawnmower July 25, 2018
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