Fat Bitch Friday is when you go out on a Friday night and are surrounded by fat bitches at the club. They stand in line snacking on pork rinds and trying to flirt with the doorman to skip the line, but end up having to wait. They always travel in packs.
Man this club is really known for Fat Bitch Friday. It is appropriate to wish fat bitches a "Happy Friday"
by The Real Handsome Rob February 4, 2016
Fat bitch Friday a recurring event that happens every Friday from 12 AM to 11:59 PM. The Boys are suggested to go out and find the fattest bitch they can find and get with them. Any girl over 150 pounds is valid for this event. The reason we celebrate Fat Bitch Friday is to humble ourselves and to honor the Fat lives matter movement which doesnt really matter. This event is not to bring down Fat women but to give them a chance in life, because who knows maybe we all secretly like fat bitches, gotta find out some how.
Kevin: Yo wtw for tn im trying to go out and get some girls
Ant: Perfect its Fat Bitch Friday and I have a girl thats 165 and her friend is 173, which one you want.
Kevin: .... 165 please
Ant: Perfect its Fat Bitch Friday and I have a girl thats 165 and her friend is 173, which one you want.
Kevin: .... 165 please
by Niggalations Prophet June 26, 2020
Fat bitch Friday (FBF) is a day of celebration for “chonksters” and freight train mommies. If a “bitch” has cottage cheese, her glory shall be basked in on every damn Friday of every damn week. Taking the phrase “I like some meat on my bitches” literally, many men find great joy in counting the number of “honkers” they see from 12 AM to 11:59 PM, and even create a sort of sport from it. If their thighs look like McChicken, you best BELIEVE us gentlemen want some on our plate. No girl tops the other, which is one of the slight advantages it has over WGW (see definition.) Every Friday is a legal day to call a bitch out for being fat, however, praising thick shmommies may accumulate you bonus points to take her home and have her literally kill you with her thighs. Stuff your girl full of fryer grease, donuts, and fiber, because, well, who doesn’t love feasting on a fresh log, but most importantly, she needs to be ready for FBF! It’s fast approaching, so get out there with the knowledge you’ve learned and catch yourself a “thicc bih”. Or maybe make fun of her stupid obese weight (in pounds.)
by Prof. Sex December 22, 2019