Fat Stanley 

A large male who denies he's fat despite all evidence to the contrary. Characterized by multiple chins, balloon like hands, slurred speech, a disproportionate head, and constant waistband adjustments. However, unlike "flat stanley", Fat Stanley never likes to be photographed, is too large to travel, and can always be photographed at home on his couch, sipping scotch and eating handfuls of nuts thinking he's losing weight.

Chris "Hey man, Bill thinks he's looking good these days. He told me he lost five pounds."

Paul "That fat fuck must of found 10 more because he's a total Fat Stanley".

Fat Stanley by Double Check January 15, 2010

Stanley was fat and ugly and really really stupid 

A line Spoken by The Narrator in The Stanley Parable/Ultra Deluxe If you stay in the broom closet long enough.

Stanley was fat and ugly and really really stupid, he probably only got the job because of a family connection, that's how stupid he is.

Stanley was fat and ugly and really really stupid by Stanley-P July 7, 2024

Stanley was fat and ugly and really really stupid 

A line spoken by The Narrator/Kevan Brighting In the Stanley Parable/Ultra Deluxe if you stay in the broom closet long enough

Stanley was fat and ugly and really really stupid, He Probably only got the job because of a family connection, that's how stupid he is.

Stanley was fat and ugly and really really stupid by Stanley-P July 7, 2024

Fat Stanly'd 

Reneging on a job-offer after signing the acceptance letter

We got "Fat Stanly'd" by our latest new hire this morning. They were using our offer letter as leverage at their existing company.

Fat Stanly'd by Swami Jack June 24, 2021