the craziest ghetto trash white boy to ever live in the Park Lane Projects. President and founder of Fatkids Inc.
F.K.I. you know me so dont hate me
you better watch ya mouth, cause fatkid will fuck ya up
by project fatkid May 09, 2005
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Loves Cake
...I luv ya like a fat kid luv cake, you know my style. I'll do anything to make ya smile!
by G-Union May 12, 2003
Any person who, regardless of age, sex or stature, adores food with every fiber of their being. Note that being a fat kid does not imply anything about a person's weight; it is purely a state of mind.

Certain moments and activities can be categorized as Fat Kid Moments and/or Activities. Examples: going to the grocery store at 2am because all you want in life are brownies; eating an entire pint of Ben&Jerrys when you really only meant to have a bite; pity eating the last bite/portion of food on a plate/bowl/cake pan; assuming other people's food left in the fridge more than three days is automatically up for grabs; patronizing buffet restaurants more than is strictly necessary/healthy/sane; putting whipped cream on..well..everything; interjecting thoughts about food into conversations that had nothing to do with food until that point; etc.
" going back for thirds, too?"
"Um, obviously. Haha omg we're such fat kids."

"Dude I'm such the fat kid...Everyone at the party had these dainty portions on their plates, and I was wolfing down crackers and goat cheese like it was my job."

"Hey, did you read that article on Mexican sociocultural shifts and the escalating tension between adolescent social groups?"
"Mmm...Mexican food."
by my dog has no nose April 01, 2008
always gets picked last.
Coach: Jackson to the blue team...
Coach: That's everyone, right?
Fat Kid: I'm still here...
Coach: Yeah, you, fat kid, red team.
by not the fat kid. October 09, 2008
verbal and physicle punching bags to take out your hate on coz they have no feelings or emotions often hillarious to set on fire or shoot at with paintball guns but it takes alotta paint to get through that fattass
lets kick the shit outa those fat kid over their at wendys (i know it tastes terrible but fat kids probably go their because they arnt human )whos keen?

everyone in the crowd: let me at him grannys: WE GET FIRST HIT!!
by SKUXX and what? August 01, 2011
a person that is either on the offensive or defensive line in football
Those damn fat kids can't block at all.
by malcolm jones May 23, 2008
trae zimbelman, kid who walks around and has bigger titties than your mother 2 sisters and girlfriend put together, someone or something u own
my fatkid lives two houses down from me
by piznitch and geezie November 05, 2003
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