Fat Harry 

The big fat fucking loser who fucks himself in the music rooms while eggs pole dancing on the drum kit.
Also known as Mr Harrison or the FAT MAN

He also is apart of the band "big fat fucking loser anonymus" and uses epileptic children as a vibrater to butt fuck himself

oooo im a loser who buys fart jars off EBay while i eat chocolate...... and i like pissing off lebs so they deck me and i come to school with a black eye and say my mum raped me.

Fat Harry by Epileptic vibrater March 18, 2005

fat harry 

FAMILY : FAT SLUG

GENUS : Fatmanmusicman(used to be Phlomis)

SPECIES : Fat looking dude (or Donut)

COMMON NAMES: The Fat,Sir,OooHHhh Fat Harry , Buzz,Harrisons Pharmacy.

IDENTIFICATION :Shrubby, semi-woody perennial or semi-evergreen shrub, to 2m high and 1m spread.

HABITAT :Grassy areas, scrublands and along roadsides , locals say during the day the beast goes to marist high to feed on little kids.

USES :Potential food supply for 3rd world countries for 20018 and beyond.
Mild relaxant often described as providing effects similar to those of Cannabis. Smoking fat give stronger effects.

every see a fat guy and wonder WHAT TEH FUCK WAS THAT , no it wasnt a eclipse of the sun it was a fat harry walking past.

fat harry by i Need Your Trust ALl Of it NOW March 21, 2005

Big Fat Hairy Bollocks 

Used as an exclamation of disappointment, annoyance or generally being pissed off by something.
Often abbreviated to BFHB.

Ryan: CBA to go into school tomorrow...
Tash: You have too! You have a Biology exam fool!
Ryan: Big Fat Hairy Bollocks! I forgot about that!

Big Fat Hairy Bollocks by TheRyan. March 17, 2010

Suck a big fat hairy donkey dick 

a hillarious way of saying suck a dick but in more detail, thanks to the original creator, me

my boss didnt want to give me a raise when i asked so i told him to go suck a big fat hairy donkey dick

Suck a big fat hairy donkey dick by rudebwoy April 25, 2006

short fat hairy legs

1. An insult used by Eric Morcambe to Ernie Wise on the Morcambe and Wise show.

2.A nickname given to a certain Martin H. That means absolutely nothing to anyone other than him.

Martin has short fat hairy legs. So does Eric

short fat hairy legs by Tempestua December 4, 2004

Big Fat Hairy Gorilla 

When your bestfriend Has a hairy Chest and Hairy cock

BIG FAT HAIRY GORILLA DEFINITION

Big Fat Hairy Gorilla by CUMDROP CUM HANDLE April 1, 2021

hairy fat one 

An insult, an alternative to kiss my arse

"Got a spare fag mate?"

"Kiss my hairy fat one"

hairy fat one by Slimrick May 17, 2008