A person (typically of the male persuasion) who is meticulously concerned about accuracy or detail except when it comes to something known as “adulting”. This person is incredibly competent in some areas of their life - particularly when it comes to work or social activities - are often described as the “life of the party,” and people perceive that "they have it all”. The fastidiotypocrite is very quick to point out inconsistent or illogical actions in others but has a blind spot when it comes to their own illogical shortcomings. These significant, hypocritical, and often idiotic blinders are most evident in the areas of household executive functioning, including but not limited to the following: cooking, grocery shopping, noticing messes, cleaning up messes, starting household projects, finishing household projects, and needing step by step directions spoken or written at a third grade or below reading level. Fastidiotypocrisy is also marked by a jarring lack of awareness of all social aspects of hosting that are generally understood as common courtesy.
Ex; Fastidiotypocrites often suffer from something known as “not knowing how good they have it”. They are usually blessed with extremely attractive, very intelligent, incredibly witty, and highly competent partners who spend so much time compensating for the fastidiotypocrite's shortcomings that the fastidiotypocrite stops recognizing that shortcoming altogether, or comes to believe that the household run itself.
After shopping, cooking, hosting a party, and cleaning up, I asked my fastidiotypocrite partner to unload the dishwasher. Every few dishes, he paused to ask what it was and where it went. (Sometimes following up with the imbecile question "do we actually need this?") How can he create strategy at work, yet after 10 years of living together, he can't strategize on where to find the Tupperware cupboard?
After shopping, cooking, hosting a party, and cleaning up, I asked my fastidiotypocrite partner to unload the dishwasher. Every few dishes, he paused to ask what it was and where it went. (Sometimes following up with the imbecile question "do we actually need this?") How can he create strategy at work, yet after 10 years of living together, he can't strategize on where to find the Tupperware cupboard?
by pitathetoykitten January 9, 2023
Fastidiotypocrite - a person and partner (almost always of the male persuasion) who is meticulously concerned about accuracy or detail except when it comes to what's known as “adulting”. This person is incredibly competent in some areas of their life - particularly when it comes to work or social activities or any other highly visible area of their life. They are often described as the “life of the party” and people perceive that "they have it all”. These people are very quick to point out inconsistent or illogical actions in others, but they have a blind spot when it comes to their own illogical shortcomings. These significant, hypocritical, and often idiotic shortcomings are most evident in the areas of household executive functioning, including, but not limited to the following: cooking, grocery shopping, noticing messes, cleaning up messes, starting household projects, finishing household projects, knowing what to do around the house without directions written or spoken at a third-grade comprehension level. Fastidotypocrisy also includes, but is not limited to all of the social aspects of hosting that are generally understood as common courtesy.
Fastidiotypocrites often suffer from something known as “not knowing how good they have it”. They are usually blessed with extremely attractive, very intelligent, incredibly witty, and highly competent partners who spend so much time compensating for their shortcomings that the fastidiotypocrites stop recognizing those shortcomings altogether, and they falsely start to believe that they are somehow in part responsible for the basic functions of household management or they begin to believe that the household simply runs itself.
After I cooked, served, and cleaned up after a large family meal, I asked my fastidiotypocritic partner to help me by emptying the dishwasher. He paused every few dishes to ask me what the dish was and then where it went. (Sometimes following with a question as to whether we really needed it.) We have lived together for 10 years - how does he have the skills to build strategy at work, yet he seems to have no skills for how to locate the Tupperware drawer in our kitchen? What a fastidiotypocrite.
After I cooked, served, and cleaned up after a large family meal, I asked my fastidiotypocritic partner to help me by emptying the dishwasher. He paused every few dishes to ask me what the dish was and then where it went. (Sometimes following with a question as to whether we really needed it.) We have lived together for 10 years - how does he have the skills to build strategy at work, yet he seems to have no skills for how to locate the Tupperware drawer in our kitchen? What a fastidiotypocrite.