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[fart yo self] 

When your over indulge in an acoholic beverage or consume more calories than the food pyramid suggests the gas of your ass fills your stomach that you have to fart to the point of explosion.fart yo self
fart yo self DAMN, that bloated bitch drank so much wine that she complained her stomach hurt!!! I said, "Ho fart'yo'self!"
[fart yo self] by Nathan Blaszczyk January 16, 2008

yo mama so fart 

it means fuck you in eastern kentucky, i'm not lying i swear
"Bro why the fuck did you run into my car, yo mama so fart.!"

"Yo mama so fart."

exercise your farts 

The act of farting repeatedly, while seeming like nothing is happening
You should go exercise your farts over near that hot dude

Yoga farts 

When you are in yoga and everyone is farting it up.
Mark yoga farts like a ninja because there is no sound.
Yoga farts by Hipster holocaust February 27, 2018

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. 

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. which is a good messgae

Yogurt Farts 

A simple every day act of when a woman’s vagina farts out cum after rigorous sexual activity.
I need to excuse myself. I have a bad case of the yogurt farts.
Yogurt Farts by YogurtFarts February 26, 2023