Fartenberry

used to describe one who avoids physical activity, particularly regarding military involvement; a 'fartenberry' can be described as lazy

"Front and center, fartenberry! Quit farting around back there!"

by charlotteVA October 16, 2008

Fartenberry

verb, to fartenberry, when you over react to a (fart) joke to protect your honor and ultimately earn nothing but greater ridicule and possibly your own downfall.
noun, fartenberry, a crisis brought about by excessive defense of your (male) ego from (fart) jokes

He really fartenberried up the response to that.
What a fartenberry of a story.

by ToddlersAreTheGunGrabbers November 3, 2018