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One who has obbsesions with passing gas through the back passage around 1000 times a day. They try fartings anonomous but they got kicked out for setting the fire alarm off. I guess that they just love the smell of their own brand !
Laura Byrne a girl who is helpless she cannot stop and she has started bottleling up her fart productions and selling them as her brand smells so good and well from my own experience i would recomend buying it !!!!! She is a Fart Adict
by Fartadictsbestfreind February 16, 2011