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1.
50 cent's hometown, also where Miss Porter's and Farmington High School are located. And if you didn't guess already, it's about 95% white.
white kid #1: Yo homie, now dat Fiddy be livin in Farmington, you best be carryin yo nine witchu all da time.
white kid #2: Yea, i feel whatchu sayin dawg

by ding-dong, the witch is dead November 19, 2006
 
2.
A place where most of the kids do drugs because it sucks.
Fuck Farmington.
by COODOS January 06, 2009
 
3.
Is the Richest neighborhood in Hampton, VA the neighborhood was formed in the 1960s and grew into a huge neighborhood big enough for you to get lost in. From Farmington Blv to Estate Drive is the original section of Farmington build between the 1970s and 1980s then between 2003-2005 Diamond hill and that back west section of the neighborhood was formed and the last couple sections and the biggest houses in the whole neighborhood were build between 2007-2011 known as the Wexford Dr,Castle haven Rd, and Naturewood Crt, the kids schools start off at phenix preK-8 school and would be going to Bethel high school
JIM:god David your so rich

David:Why

JIM:Because you live in farmington

David:OK
by blamit4321 March 19, 2011
 
4.
the exact opposite of what the last person said. a nowhere where no ones like to reside and get married at 16 and die in.
believe me, if you've ever lived there, you don't need an example. You know EXACTLY what i mean.
by creamalicious™ May 23, 2004
 
5.
A town where "sessay" lesbians reside.
male + farmington = lonely
female + farmington = rape
by ChingDynasty August 07, 2005
 
6.
A term most often associated with Paradise. A place where the beer flows like wine, where there isn't a female bust smaller than a c-cup and where everyone can get laid. (Except of course those who've lived in New Lennox)
Gorgeous girl #1:
Can you believe they're taking us to farmington?! I'm getting so hot just thinking about it.

Gorgeous girl #2
The biggest c*ck I'd ever seen was in Farmington and I'm not talking about the roosters!
by Bryant September 12, 2003
 
7.
were inbreads go to live when they get run out of there hometown, also where grown men have sex with cattle
Farmington is so Gay
by sa;dhf;soij November 05, 2007