gold farmer tan 

(noun) the lack of pigment in one's skin due to infrequent exposure to sunlight as a result of playing video games. Most applicable during the summer months, a gold farmer's tan is the sign of staying inside on what would be considered a beautiful day. The term is not limited to those of fair complexion as it corresponds more to the actions of those who forego spending time outside for the comfort of the indoors. Origins of the term point back to a farmer's tan in which one's exposure to sunlight is limited to the forearms and neck. The other part comes from gold farming which is the practice of spending inordinate amounts of time in virtual game environments for the purpose of monetary gain. Both terms, when combined, take on a new meaning as a pejorative for the actions of heavy video game users.

The forecast for the next week is all above 90°F, looks like my brother will be working on his gold farmer tan.

gold farmer tan by AspiringKnowItAll July 9, 2012

farmer's tan 

A tan where the tan lines are obviously caused by wearing normal clothes outside in the sun for long periods of time, instead of wearing swimwear or more suitable clothes for tanning.

Dude, your chest is so pale compared to your arms. And why are your knees so red? Get rid of that farmer's tan before you come to the beach again, it looks ridiculous!

farmer's tan by kwirk June 11, 2005

farmer's tan 

More appropriately used by one who works outside all day long especially a farmer. Hence the name farmer's tan.

Bill Joe worked out in the paw paw patch all day and got a real bad farmer's tan.

farmer's tan by Carter SN October 2, 2005

farmer's tan 

a tan that makes people think that you are a hard worker, like a farmer, but there is a very good chance that you are not.

Wow Sally, for being a caferteria lady and never going outside, you have a mighty fine farmer's tan!

farmer's tan by YouThinkIKnow? August 28, 2009

Dutch Farmer's Tan 

Engaging in a frisk session of anal fisting where you enter up to your elbow.

How was my trip to the Netherlands? Well let me put it this way – it was raining the entire time, but I still got a Dutch Farmer's Tan!

Dutch Farmer's Tan by sl3m4y March 29, 2010

Farmer's Tan 

A tan spray applied by a muscular male prostitute in a straw hat. They are all over Craigslist.

Bro, Tom just got a farmer's tan done." "Wow, mang, I didn't know he flowed that way.

Farmer's Tan by Grand Preacher of Modern Days July 27, 2011

Farmer's Tan 

To engage in anal sex with a woman and then pull out and have her suck half your penis clean leaving the other half tinted brown with feces, much like that of a farmer's tan on your arm from wearing a t-shirt in the sun.

Dude your mom gave me a Farmer's Tan last night!

Farmer's Tan by Trickytrent3 August 20, 2008