When a county has many farmers living in it, it is said to be very farmerous.
Central London is not a very farmerous county.
by An Angry Banker June 15, 2014
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a person who does well with the baby girls by planting the seeds at the appropriate time, letting the crops grow until they are ripe for the picking, the reaps the bounty or booty in this case, just to wait till next year seedlings need planted for a new crop of baby girls to be seeded, ripe for the picking, and harvested once again, cycle repeats
Jim is quite the Farmer, a baby girl came in the club, he dissed her after she smarted off, he said your loss. Next time when her and her friends came in he bought them shots and ended up back at their house for a night of sweet loving. Some say the greatest Farmer of all time
by Jeff Dailey July 19, 2008
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The farmer is when a man cums into a woman's butthole and presses her checks together while the cum slowly comes out like a cow getting milked.
That man just performed the farmer to that poor girl dressed up like Hillary Clinton.
by Avery Bennet October 22, 2007
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An almost always respectable person, who grows the food that the general public so ungraciously eats. Don't take farmers for granted. Hell, love us. WE FEED YOU PEOPLE!

(Why I am on URBAN dictionary, I have no idea)
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The act of being a farmer. Not to be confused with farming which is what farmers do.
John: Hey Steve! Guess what I did this weekend.
Steve: What?
John: Farmering like a boss!
by grigs August 9, 2012
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Getting wasted watching Farmer Wants a Wife.

Effects of alcohol and drugs may be amplified by the excitement of watching Farmer Wants a Wife.
What the fuck happened on last weeks episode?
I was pretty much farmered after the first ad break.
by Natalie Gruzlewski February 1, 2011
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a woman who raises a man's cock
Man: Are you a farmer?
Woman: Why?
Man: Because you raise one helluva of a cock.

by Urban Dictionary November 2, 2005
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