Top Definition
1. To satisfy an old lady with great service.

2. To pleasure an old lady uncontrollably.

3. To leave young women feeling violated.
Holy shit I've just been Farleyfied!!!

'Lady walks out of a room all hot and flustered' - I've just been Farleynated
by kaardon July 26, 2011

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