Faptrocity 

Adj. The state of a computer being blocked off from so called "fapping" sites to stem the inevitable tide of pornography that can and will permeate every computer known to existence.

Damnit the school computer's blocked. It's a faptrocity I daresay.

Faptrocity by Ravenor December 31, 2009

failtrocity 

A failure so epic that, when spoken, it renders the audience speechless, often resulting in disgusted facial expressions and an inability to complete simple tasks or communicate with society for several days.

Man, last night Dill committed a failtrocity in Halo 3. He went -50 in teamslayer. Poor bastard.

failtrocity by CG Viewtiful March 22, 2009

fartricity 

When a fart vibrates through any solid object and others can feel it.

Buster the dog let it rip and Stella felt the fartricity on the other side of the couch.

fartricity by StinkyBitch1 December 26, 2021