Fapoid

Chronic internet masturbators who robotically faps to anything sexually stimulating to them.

Homer never goes out anymore. All he does is collect porn. What a fapoid.

Fapoid by hazelnut73 March 3, 2011

FABOID

FABOID Is a successful person who, whilst fond of linking with FABARMS, cannot spare enough of his/her personal time to become a complete FABARM.

I watched FABOID putting on a handbrake turn when she was an extra - SOME turn! 180 degrees and right between the cars - she just got out and back on the set!

FABOID by FABARM November 13, 2018

FABOID

FABOID:- That's someone who has a close friend who married a REAL FABARM, he wants to be one, one day - one night.

I think your brother might be a FABARM, or, probably, a FABOID, he looks, in every way, as if he were one.

FABOID by FABARM January 13, 2019

FABOID

FABOID:- That's someone who has a close friend who married a REAL FABARM, he wants to be one, one day - one night.

I think your brother might be a FABARM, or, probably, a FABOID, he looks, in every way, as if he were one.

FABOID by FABARM January 13, 2019

Fapzoid 

A person who faps excessively.

Person 1: What did you do last night?
Person 2: Fapped
Person 1: and today?
Person 2: Fapped
Person 1: What are you doing tommorow?
Person 2: Fapping
Person 1: Omg you fapzoid!

Fapzoid by Ukdood July 22, 2009

fapfidence 

the feeling or belief that one can rely on someone or something to not reveal private fap material; firm trust that should not be broken between adults sharing fap material

Enrique, I showed you this in fapfidence ...I can not believe you showed this picture of smooth wooden spoons to everyone.

fapfidence by Unsavorysauce December 14, 2020

Fagoid 

A fagoid is basically a robotic fag.

Bloody hell, look at that fagoid.

Fagoid by kingmustard April 14, 2005