Skip to main content

Fapmachine 

A man that won't leave his room. He is constantly fapping off like a machine. 24/7, same motion, same time per ejaculation. A FAPMACHINE.
Wow John's such a fapmachine, he won't even come to play some Warcraft.
Fapmachine by Jl333 March 7, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch

fappachino 

When you are done masturbating, the white creamy substance that comes out of the male genital (caused by fapping) that could be constituted to cover a popular Starbucks Coffee.
"Yo that chick has madd fappachino on her bed sheets."
fappachino by Samantha Kayy June 22, 2008

fapachino 

before one cums, pull out and beat off onto a girls face.
dude i gave that hoe a good fapachino
fapachino by Macawesome November 27, 2013

Fapachino 

"One fapachino please"
Fapachino by DaddyButter9 August 3, 2019

Fappachino 

The act of ejaculating in a girls mouth, having her gargle it to simulate the look of whipped cream/steamed milk, and then having her swallow your load. This cannot be preceded with any form of sexual intercourse ocular, oral or otherwise hence the inclusion of "fap".
I gave that hot barista a nice fappachino right before her next shift, she wont forget that one!
Fappachino by Dude A. Miester March 23, 2009

Fappachino 

An early morning, wake-up wank.
My morning wood was rampant so I had to have a fappachino or I'd never have even gotten outta bed.

Classic Joe: late for work cuz he fell back to sleep after a fappachino!
Fappachino by Thornbrow June 7, 2011

fappachino 

masturbating to the original Starbucks logo
tho jehova his mom never found out he had a fappachino
More from Urban Dictionary

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
Next