Small confetti-like strips of toilet tissue that get perma-caked on to one's johnson after ejaculating into a bit of bog roll.
"I'm just going to clean last week's fapier mache off the old beef bazooka....*grabs acetone and ice pick*....and may be gone some time".

- Captain Lawrence Edward Grace ("Titus") Oates (17 March 1880 – 16 March 1912).
by Lardon_with_a_Hardon November 21, 2011
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