Tim: Why weren't you at the party last night, man?
Chase: Sorry bro, I was watching porn before and I had to fap out
Chase: Sorry bro, I was watching porn before and I had to fap out
by Aaronbennay December 1, 2011
Military slang for getting assigned to Fleet Assistance Personnel. Basically it's when your unit is required to temporarily send X number of warm bodies to do menial tasks for the base or the squadron or something, and you're picked to be part of the group. Occasionally a cool gig and a welcome break from routine, but a lot of the time it's something godawful and involves Twentynine Palms or the term "grease trap". Usually assigned to new arrivals as a rite of passage, and to shitbags that aren't wanted in their unit
"What happened to Johnson? I haven't seen him in ages."
"He kept fucking up so he's been fapped out to 990 for over a year now."
"He kept fucking up so he's been fapped out to 990 for over a year now."
by jake5443 December 5, 2007
When a man has masturbated all day to a point where their genitals hurt and they can't busy anymore nuts.
by James DeLarge May 14, 2014
by Gshow June 6, 2018
To masturbate when a man gets a boner, but he wasn't particularaly looking to get a boner. So, he must masturbate, or fap, in order to avoid the dreaded blue balls.
I was just watching TV, minding my own business, when I stumbled across a movie set on a beach with a gorgeous blonde, 36-24-36, jogging around in a too-small bikini with her nipples poking out, tits shaking like water balloons. Naturally, I popped a boner. But, since I'm single, there was no one home to satisfy me. Angrily, I said to myself, "I guess I'll have to fap it out. I'm really not in the mood for blue balls tonight."
by The Master of Disguise. March 6, 2011
When you see a sexy girl (e.g. at the YouTube) and you are single, so there is no other way than to fap.
Teenager (coming home from school): Hey dad, my classmate Jill was really hot today!
Dad: Aww, you must be horny! Go to your room quickly and fap it out!
Dad: Aww, you must be horny! Go to your room quickly and fap it out!
by matok August 12, 2020