Fanucci
Fanucci by Jonathana S January 22, 2006
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fapuccino
Fapuccino
When a disgruntled employee makes a frappuccino, with the unfortunate addition of his/her (We don't discriminate) semen. Surprisingly, adds a light and delicious aftertaste on the consumers tongue*.
*Blatant lie, it tastes like dick milk.
*Blatant lie, it tastes like dick milk.
Ricky makes a mean Fapuccino, but he won't give me the damn recipe!
Jessica drank five fapucinno's for a pound of cocaine. In hindsight, we really should have thought this through.
Jessica drank five fapucinno's for a pound of cocaine. In hindsight, we really should have thought this through.
Fapuccino by PusLikeDischarge May 7, 2012
fapuccino
Fapuccinno
The rare event when the person who is giving you your coffee (usually at Starbucks) just happens to be masturbating at the same time.
"I was just getting a cup of coffee at Starbucks, when I noticed the server was slapping his monkey while taking my order.He also asked if I wanted a scone with that fapuccinno"
Fapuccinno by Chubby cheese April 12, 2011
Faucci
Being struck with a sudden case of severe heart burn while sitting on the toilet. Usually, but not always, accompanied by diarrhea or exceptionally unpleasant smelling or a loose consistency of bowel movement.
1. Dude, I gotta stop eating spicy foods like that, it always ends up with me sitting there for an hour and a half with a case of the faucci(s).
2. Pardon me, i've but I've really got to faucci, I'll be back momentarily.
3. Do you have any antacids? I fear this might turn into a real faucci if I don't exercise some caution.
4. Sorry I can't come in to work today, and you wouldn't want me to; even if I could. For you see; I've had the faucci(s) since sometime Saturday.
2. Pardon me, i've but I've really got to faucci, I'll be back momentarily.
3. Do you have any antacids? I fear this might turn into a real faucci if I don't exercise some caution.
4. Sorry I can't come in to work today, and you wouldn't want me to; even if I could. For you see; I've had the faucci(s) since sometime Saturday.
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