When a disgruntled employee makes a frappuccino, with the unfortunate addition of his/her (We don't discriminate) semen. Surprisingly, adds a light and delicious aftertaste on the consumers tongue*.

*Blatant lie, it tastes like dick milk.

Ricky makes a mean Fapuccino, but he won't give me the damn recipe!

Jessica drank five fapucinno's for a pound of cocaine. In hindsight, we really should have thought this through.

Fapuccino by PusLikeDischarge May 7, 2012

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to have a quick masturbation session to wake oneself up

Where's jimmy? His toast is getting cold.
I think upstairs having a fapuccino

fapuccino by kingbumii May 12, 2015

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Fapuccinno

The rare event when the person who is giving you your coffee (usually at Starbucks) just happens to be masturbating at the same time.

"I was just getting a cup of coffee at Starbucks, when I noticed the server was slapping his monkey while taking my order.He also asked if I wanted a scone with that fapuccinno"

Fapuccinno by Chubby cheese April 12, 2011

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Faucci

Being struck with a sudden case of severe heart burn while sitting on the toilet. Usually, but not always, accompanied by diarrhea or exceptionally unpleasant smelling or a loose consistency of bowel movement.

1. Dude, I gotta stop eating spicy foods like that, it always ends up with me sitting there for an hour and a half with a case of the faucci(s).
2. Pardon me, i've but I've really got to faucci, I'll be back momentarily.

3. Do you have any antacids? I fear this might turn into a real faucci if I don't exercise some caution.
4. Sorry I can't come in to work today, and you wouldn't want me to; even if I could. For you see; I've had the faucci(s) since sometime Saturday.

Faucci by Mugz420 May 3, 2022

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