Deluded, irrational fans of the actress
Jennifer Aniston. Usually middle-aged housewives, they firmly and mistakenly believe that Aniston is a beautiful, talented actress. Fanistons hate
Angelina Jolie with a passion as they (still!) blame her and her hypnovagina for
breaking up Aniston's marriage to Brad Pitt.
"The only reason Jen hasn't won an Oscar like that slut
Whorelina! is that she's too good and pure to fuck her way
up the ladder." -- An actual quote from a Faniston
"Christ, you should see the Fanistons
screaming about 'BLACKFACE' over on justjared in an attempt to get people riled up. Yeah, whatever, beeyotches." -- An actual quote from a normal humanbeing