Fancy Feast

When a female is in a handstand position with her legs spread out shoulder length, two candles lit upon each foot, and a table cloth over the vagina with a hole allowing the male to eat out the the female. This is a fancy feast for the male. BON APPETIT!

Nathan: Guess what I just did?

Elner: What?

Nathan: Dude, smell my breathe!

Elner: Woah! You definitely had a fancy feast.

Nathan: Yeah! With your mom! Boy can she cook!

by nadeezyforsheezy August 17, 2009

Fancy Feast

The only cat food that most cats like to eat, expensive as fuck, and still not that good.

My cat's a moron, he only eats fucking fancy feast. Time to have that cat put down.

by jackbox281 September 28, 2021

Fancy Feast

Canned cat food. The primary ingredient of Russian ethic foods since the second world war era, in which Americans helicoptered cat food into the Soviet Union as a joke. Stalin was said to have been so impressed with its quality that he instituted it as a national delicacy.

Ulric: 'Look, there go a bunch of Russians.'
Mark: 'Those Fancy Feast eating mother fuckers.'

by Combinatoric April 1, 2017

Fancy Feast

Taking a dump into a crystal bowl then forcing feeding it to your sexual partner

My girlfriend ate a big bowl of my "Fancy Feast" last night

by Deuce Deucer September 12, 2010

fancy feast

Common phrase used to react to various situations throughout life and your day. Often used to overly express a reaction to something being said by someone or something. Of little or no relation to the cat food.

Cyndi Lauper says, "Oh, girls just wanna have fun..."
You reply, "Fancy feast!"

Jim Henson says, "Kermit the Frog was meant to be black."
You reply, "Fancy feast!"

Mark says, "Me and Danny are going on a sexual date."
Crystal replies, "Fancy feast!"

by Daniel of New York April 24, 2008

fancy feast

Common phrase used to react to various situations throughout life and your day. Often used to overly express a reaction to something being said by someone or something. Of little or no relation to the cat food.

Cyndi Lauper says, "Oh, girls just wanna have fun..."
You reply, "Fancy feast!"

Jim Henson says, "Kermit the Frog was meant to be black."
You reply, "Fancy feast!"

Mark says, "Me and Danny are going on a sexual date."
Crystal replies, "Fancy feast!"

by Daniel of NY April 25, 2008

Fancy Feast Surprise

When a man sticks his massive penis in wet cat food and lets his cat eat off of his dick.

"I gave my cat a Fancy Feast Surprise this morning. Overall a memorable experience."

by Fat and stubid March 29, 2020