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When a guy wears a Speedo/Swimming briefs (otherwise known as Banana Hammock) to the beach, while wearing a Fanny pack to cover his package.

Abbreviated name for this is a "Fan-Ham"

The term was coined by Dan Collins.

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Fan-Ham by thinkev November 23, 2009

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West Ham Fan

A pile of shite, someone that has no friends basically a total fool

AYY John shut up you west ham fan

West Ham Fan by APGaming August 16, 2017

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West Ham fan

A person that supports a soccer team called West Ham (West Ham has the most Foreign-born players in the league and yes more than Chelsea). Stupid by nature, West Ham fans often fight enemies such as millwall fans, to which they end up making the stands ever ugly the ever.

West Ham fans are trouble and like to fight

West Ham fan by West Ham fan August 11, 2006

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fan the hammer

To karate chop your penis six times in rapid succession and each chop shoots an individual load of semen.

During the climax of our Old West role play, I decided to fan the hammer all over her face.

fan the hammer by Bleachchugger March 9, 2017

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fan the hammer

When a male uses either penile muscles or pinching of the fingers to spread his ejaculation out into a rapid fire series of spurts to cover more area. Named after the method used to rapidly fire a revolver seen in Old West movies.

Ryan decided to fan the hammer at the strip club resulting in a class-action lawsuit.

fan the hammer by PermOFrost June 9, 2016

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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