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A false rotary is a rotay table contructed of anti-material, often anti-carbon steel grade -355 ksi. A False Rotary shal be cleaned a cloth made of lint only, and may be used in combination with a False Hang off Bushing, False Slips or a False Spider (dont forget the False Adapter Ring). The False Rotary must not be used in combination with non-False Equipment made of regulare material, as this might cause annihilation and potential HSE-issues.
Yo, grease monkey! Use the False Slips cuz ur using a False Rotary, dumb ass!
by _______ ____ _________________ December 08, 2010