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(Fa-loog) - To masturbate using faeces as the lubricant.
Richard fallooged with Helen.

On a quiet friday night in alone Rupert enjoyed a good falloog.

After being caught short at the beach Hamish was found fallooging in the sea with James.

Danny liked to falloog at work, wearing only his apron.
by Sir Shoddy February 08, 2010