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Fallmas: The Celebration of the wonderful season known as Fall. During Fallmas, one engages in the eating of several festive pies, treats, roast, and other pumpkin flavored treats while wearing a hoodie. You will also engage in activities such as jumping in piles of leaves, carving pumpkins, watching sports, Bonfires, and enjoying a nice brew with your pals. Fallmas is celebrated on the last Saturday in October.
Zach: I can't wait for Fallmas.
Dom: Yah man, Its going to be awesome, I love fall weather.
Fallmas by Zach Gorman October 10, 2012
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The person who is to receive the heavy burden of some other persons' mistake made for their own gain.
On April 8th 2011, the Senate made Barack Obama their "fallman" for their own disagreement on social issues. This is ignorant and humiliating for the entire country.
Fallman by geogoon April 27, 2011

Fallmanize 

1.) To methodically go through and strip from a file every possible unnecessary, redundant or irrelevant piece of paper, with the intention of minimizing storage space required by that file. This may include the cutting or tearing off of of portions of a piece of paper that do not contain any relevant information for the file it is contained in.

The benefit of Fallmanizing a file is that the bulk of a file is reduced, and essential documents are preserved and easy to locate.

The feared consequence of such an action would be that potentially important documents might be inadvertently discarded.

Fallmanizing can also be the manifestation of someone suffering from Papyrophobia or Vacansopapurosophobia, irrationally fearing the accumulation of unnecessary papers and documents.

A critical reason individuals should keep copies of their own important documents rather than relying on others to maintain their paperwork in files they have no control over.

This term has also been used by Conspiracy Theorists to refer the unauthorized alteration of human DNA in abductees by extra-terrestrials.
I can't find that paper, I hope it wasn't Fallmanized before it went to storage.

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Those who view themselves as unfortunate victims of alien abductions may find consolation in the alternate view that the Fallmanziation of their DNA may not simply be malevolent interference; but acts perpetrated with true Universal altruism. Perhaps their DNA has only been Fallmanized for storage in an ark of sorts, to save us from what irreparable harm we might inflict upon ourselves once the cat is out of the box and we see what our childish curiosity might have done to it.
Fallmanize by c. mcbryde October 23, 2010
the feeling one gets thinking about bonfires, hoodies, crisp air, pumpkin spiced everything, and boots.
"I went to the mall today and had a fallgasm looking at all the new boots there!"

(sitting around a fire, looking up at the stars) This weather just gave me a fallgasm.
fallgasm by RunsOnCoffee September 28, 2012

falltastic 

wearing colors that make you look extremely prepared and excited for fall
jermaine is looking falltastic today
falltastic by jane doe, jr. October 26, 2011
"Dude, i jerk it without rubbing the fallas!"
-"Weird ass."
fallas by mickeyyyy January 8, 2008

Fallashed 

To recieve the act of fallatio.
Dude, she totally fallashed me after the prom.
Fallashed by Spoonriver April 14, 2010