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Fallage • failage • Fallace in wonderhand • falliage • faliage • Fallabee • fallace • fallacehead • fallace the parrot • fallafella
failage
When faith is so cruel that it pwns you with the amount of fail that it provides given the circumstances. In other words, a massive fail that marks you for the rest of your life. The ultimate self-embarrassment.
Example 1: Masturbating in front of your laptop when you've forgotten the webcam on after speaking to your grandparents in Florida would be failage.
Example 2: Letting the girl you have a crush on download a torrent using your PC without thinking of deleting or hiding the collection of BDSM porn first would be an even bigger failage.
Example 2: Letting the girl you have a crush on download a torrent using your PC without thinking of deleting or hiding the collection of BDSM porn first would be an even bigger failage.
failage by sveti_shano_birminghamski2 January 14, 2010
failage
A mass amount of fail that can happen anywhere at anytime that is being watched, talked about, and or made fun of by someone or something.
Fillage
He was beginning to get aroused, as she massaged her naked body against his, the tingling sensations educed fillage, swiftly moving to a semi lob before quickly becoming a full throbbing member
Fillage by Adski + t'Readies March 23, 2009
Failage
1) The opposite of Pwnage; what happens when something is Pwned
2) When a fail is so huge and so epic that the entire time period in which that fail happened must become an age of fail--a failage (pronounced fail-age)
3) The correct spelling of Failness
4) A literal fail, as in Rock Band. However, cannot be applied if the song is rated "impossibly difficult", because if it is, geek is a much better term.
2) When a fail is so huge and so epic that the entire time period in which that fail happened must become an age of fail--a failage (pronounced fail-age)
3) The correct spelling of Failness
4) A literal fail, as in Rock Band. However, cannot be applied if the song is rated "impossibly difficult", because if it is, geek is a much better term.
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