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A foolish person who regularly performs simple tasks in an abysmal manner. They have terrible luck, are very clumsy, and can often be found tripping and falling to the ground.
Kev: I went to the shop to get some eggs, but I dropped them on the way back home. Then an Ostrich mauled my favorite horse and ate her corpse. As I was grieving, I tripped over Paris Hilton who was recovering from a previous night on the town. I landed on her no no zone and got the herps.

shizawa: Holy crap Kev, stop being such a gosh darn fakkle.
by shizawa May 03, 2013
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