welcome to fantasy island where you can make enough money selling weed to buy one of their sick houses. Everyone wants to be a GANGSTA, underneath this picturesque new england town lies a world driven by money and drugs. Your bestfriend will have you set up and robbed for the price of a new lexus. All these fake ass bitches think they're hot shit in this town. Its all good just sit back and watch the show. Fairfield is cool if you avoid the drama living in the city and here is very chill.
by hhhhhmmmmmmmmm August 16, 2006
A suburb of Lower Hutt, adjoined to the suburb of Naenae, home to a special facility (prison) for troubled (criminal)youth, as well as seemingly blind residents who have a somewhat skewed understanding of the word "upmarket".
A large proportion of homes in the suburb are ex-state homes, some of which have been renovated rather distastefully by aforementioned residents who also lack any sense of taste or fashion.
Generally home to older members of society, and those who can't afford to live in a decent area.
A large proportion of homes in the suburb are ex-state homes, some of which have been renovated rather distastefully by aforementioned residents who also lack any sense of taste or fashion.
Generally home to older members of society, and those who can't afford to live in a decent area.
by huttman October 9, 2009
A boring town located in Connecticut made of bricks and is full of rich white pricks. Every car you see is at least $50,000 and all the houses are the size of mansions. Every kid in this town is an exact clone of each other, they all wear Vineyard Vines and Polo. This town is very boring and the only excitement comes from the good restaurants. Fairfield has some good ones such as Colony pizza and Archie Moors.It also has a good frozen yogurt place named 16 handles. Other then that there is really nothing else to do unless you leave the town to some other but still boring place.
James: Sorry, Karl but I'm moving to Fairfield
Karl: Don't move with those rich assholes
James: Karl your an asshole just like them
Karl: Don't move with those rich assholes
James: Karl your an asshole just like them
by onejoehjnkedkjekjskbbk March 28, 2017
1) Mythical, semi-urban Paradise. With a skate-park inscribed with the unforgettable legend; "Roller-bladers rape girls".
2) Home of Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines.
3) Where bananas are from.
4) Home of the bi-annual extreme frodoing contest.
2) Home of Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines.
3) Where bananas are from.
4) Home of the bi-annual extreme frodoing contest.
by Chad Valiant February 4, 2004
by letusbeus December 10, 2006
best known for its bi-annual extreme frodoing contest. Music supplied by Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines
Prizes include slightly soiled toothpicks, half a gold lam'e dress and a monster truck poster
Prizes include slightly soiled toothpicks, half a gold lam'e dress and a monster truck poster
by Chad Valiant February 2, 2004
Small Jesuit school located in Fairfield Connecticut. 95% of students are carbon-copies of one another, not that that's a bad thing. They are generally prep school graduates, attractive, white, very wealthy, moderately intelligent, with a super-human capacity for alcohol. Some may consider these kids snobby, pretentious, and privileged. Requirements for admission include but are not limited to owning a pink vineyard vines polo, sperrys, daddys credit card, mommys credit card, a trust fund, anything pastel, and some sort of alcoholism. For the girls, as many black leggings and rompers that can be fit into a draw.
One fairfield University kid to another:
Person 1:What should I wear to the beach today?
Person 2: Your polo and sperrys
Person 1: How are we going to get there?
Person 2: I will put the uber on daddys credit card!!
Person 1:What should I wear to the beach today?
Person 2: Your polo and sperrys
Person 1: How are we going to get there?
Person 2: I will put the uber on daddys credit card!!
by sean1233 October 25, 2017