Failtube 

From the word Youtube. When Youtube is failing terribly, it is a Failtube.

I tried to upload my video, but Failtube won't work for me!

Failtube by Haley L February 14, 2009

Idolic Failtuery 

When one person holds another person so dear to them, and virtually worships them. Would probably kill for them-
however they are to blind sighted or refuse to observe the other person could give a shit less about them.
Applies to all sexual orientations.

One: "Oh-h, look what I made for Susy today! I hope she'll love it...she will love it right? Oh god maybe I should buy something to. That way maybe when I wave at her in the hallway she'll actually look at me!"
Two: " You my friend are full of Idolic Failtuery."

Idolic Failtuery by Hakii January 22, 2009

Failture 

lol@ mousey looking for this.. dummy

mousey is a failture @ life

Failture by crumb October 10, 2004

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016