Top Definition
A person who fails so much he/she gets to direct the failroad.

A title that can only be obtained by frequent fits of failure.
Can you guys believe Grayson is bailing on us again this weekend? You'd think he'd taken a job as the failroad conductor.
by dubcaps February 08, 2009
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