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When your Alienware computer decides to fail. This happens by not starting at all, freezing constantly, or giving one a "disc read error." You are fucking stupid if you buy a Failenware.
Fuck, my Failenware won't start again and I called customer support and they didn't help with shit...again.
by Jklo July 10, 2008