Failaja 

Failaja : Means to fail at something very simple..and to do so in the worst possible / most embarrassing way.

The idea for the word came from playing Final Fantasy 13 when I died because of Doom counter with the boss only having 3% health left - Failaja

Failaja by Tonski Ilyod February 24, 2011

Failasaurus Rex 

A very large dinosaur, akin to the T-Rex, but much more fail... It was probably the first to die during the giant meteor shower. Now used in the Mid-Michigan suburbs as a term for people who tend to fail on a scale almost beyond epic. In fact, their entire existence seems to be FAIL.

Person1: Have you seen Jimmy?
Person2:Yeah, I heard he tripped walking down the hall, fell into a girl, broke his leg, and got charged with sexual harassment.
Person3: Jimmy's a total Failasaurus Rex.

Failasaurus Rex by Azraelsfall January 13, 2009

Failamanjaro 

1. In the video game Halo 2, failing to achieve a Killamanjaro.

2. Also in the video game Halo 2, being killed 7 times in 30 seconds.

"Billy was often the victim of a Failamanjaro when he played Halo 2 with his friends."

Failamanjaro by Hess4177 May 31, 2007

Failamanjaro 

Failing almost as much as an Epic Fail

Guy 1: "Dude did you see that guy epically fail"
Guy 2: "That wasn't an Epic Fail. That was a Failamanjaro."

Failamanjaro by cfvkiri December 22, 2008

Failapalooza 

When, at one location several fails occur close too or a the same time.

Failapalooza's on everybody!

Failapalooza by Dr. Sanjay June 23, 2010

Failamanstration 

(Verb) The act of demonstrating how to fail.

Enron gave a perfect failamanstration in 2001 when the company eventually went bankrupt because of acounting "loopholes".

Father : Hold on son let me give you a failamanstration
Son : *facepalm*

Failamanstration by Nigga Nigga Nigga April 29, 2012