A mistress to a hairless undercover fag (homosexual)
When a female is seeing a guy for a few months however when she asked "what are we" he communicates like a nine year and will not commit. His reasoning for doing this is because he is secretly a fag that shaves his legs more then his fagtress.
by Cheeriodizz May 14, 2010
A definition of a female who exhibits gay tendencies. One who choose not to do things for any reason. Doesn't pick up your phone calls. Drinks out of a straw puckering her lips.
by HotDogDog October 10, 2010