Faggot Hands 

A defensive tactic in the game of basketball involving fondling the genitalia of one's opponent. This defense is best used in situations where an individual player on the opposing team is scoring repeatedly; preferably after the box-and-1 strategy has been exhausted.

After Max dropped 25 points on his team in the first half, Will resorted to the tried-and-true Faggot Hands defense. Max was subsequently limited to 4 points on 2-for-15 shooting.

Faggot Hands by twarkmain April 25, 2009

Second-Hand Faggot 

Someone who doesn't smoke a bundle of cigarettes and walks by someone who does.

Faggot, originally known as a faggot, which is a bundle of sticks lit on fire.

Man I was walking down the street and this girl was smoking a pack of cigarettes and blew it in my face, so I told her

"don't make me no second-hand faggot nah."

Second-Hand Faggot by The Kream Collector January 19, 2024

Edward Faggothands 

Similar to Edward Fortyhands, except two people have one hand each taped to the forty. Usually applicable to two males only.

Hey, me and Someone were playing Edward Faggothands last night and got multi kill in Halo.

Edward Faggothands by Jameathon October 4, 2012