A tree that sprouts faggots, usually in bright colors. Most often the budding faggots sport clean grip tape and socks.
by Stoffield Cas September 12, 2006
A gay love child that is created when one man plants his seed in another man's fertile asshole.
Once the sperm hits the colon, the seed begins to grow into a sapling. There is then a 4 hour rectal-gestation period. Soon after the rectal-gestation period, the sapling roots itself onto a piece of fecal matter. Nature takes it's course; the man shits out the Faggot Tree, which is half semen and half shit, and proceeds to nurture it, send it off to grad school, and years later, invite it back to live in his basement after it inevitably fails it's ill-conceived course of life.
Once the sperm hits the colon, the seed begins to grow into a sapling. There is then a 4 hour rectal-gestation period. Soon after the rectal-gestation period, the sapling roots itself onto a piece of fecal matter. Nature takes it's course; the man shits out the Faggot Tree, which is half semen and half shit, and proceeds to nurture it, send it off to grad school, and years later, invite it back to live in his basement after it inevitably fails it's ill-conceived course of life.
by Michael Cock March 28, 2013
"Jims family tree is such a Faggot Tree ,the farther up you go the more faggots you will see." Said Dave
"Really?" Tom asked.
"Yeah man,his family is so filthy rich from investing into and mining the material called Faggitite,"Dave said,"because as you know only faggots can touch that Faggitite.
"Really?" Tom asked.
"Yeah man,his family is so filthy rich from investing into and mining the material called Faggitite,"Dave said,"because as you know only faggots can touch that Faggitite.
by Faggottron9000 November 16, 2016
Tom: Gee, how do you pronounce this word? (pointing at "faggotry")
Caleb: Just think of the two words: Faggot Tree
Caleb: Just think of the two words: Faggot Tree
by OffBeatDrummer December 12, 2020