faget

1. This hideously misspelled derivation of 'faggot' is primarily used by uneducated rednecks who fail to see the irony of calling someone a derogatory name but having no idea how to say the word.

2. Used by closet homosexuals in an attempt to smooth out the word 'faggot' and give it a softer french/italian/spanish sound, with a rolled G similar to the J in french, and a silent T.

1. "Hey Chet!! Lookee that thar faget over there! Now get that cow ready for a bangin'!"

2. "Let's round up the crew, get some lattes and head out to the faget bar, where we can score -- I mean, I'm not gay and have no idea what faget means!"

by garan garan February 7, 2007

Fagetism

when something stupid or gay happens and
if you dont like something

person 1: hey dont forget we got homework tonight
person 2: For real bruh thats fagetism

by xXCookieMonsterXx August 14, 2009

faget

Word used by people that don't know how to spell faggot.

"faget means a bundle of sticks you moron"
"that's cuz it's spelled faggot"

by Anonymous June 8, 2003

Bob Faget

Comedian best known for starring in the early 90's sitcom "Full House", as well as, "America's Funniest Home Videos". Commonly misspelled "Bob Saget".

Bob Faget is currently hosting a game show called 1 vs 100.

by Reem-O May 14, 2007

BAWB FAGET

Derived from BOB SAGET, actor commonly known as the star of the show FULL-HOUSE and former host of America's Funniest Home Videos. Also does stand-up comedy

This is 1 variation of his name spelled insultingly

LOL: o hai, i saw BOB SAGET on standup, wasn't too bad.
LOL 2: U MEAN,...BAWB FAGET! LOLOLOLO
LOL: LOLYE LOLOLOLOL

by ZOMBEHEHE September 21, 2009

Faget boy

A term that is said to someone who is not only a homosexual but who also cannot be considered a man. Typically this term is used when confronting a said "faget boy". A faget boy is usually a clownlike figure who lives at home,participates in frequent masterbation and plays role-playing games, online or otherwise.

Person: Hey Faget boy give me your lunch money!
Faget Boy: ......
Smack!
Person:Hahaha your such a faget boy.

by jriver15 May 23, 2008

Faget Fuck

Term used when everything goes absolutely wrong, and you want to turn to the person next to you and cut their fucking face off with a dull knife, but due laws against murder, and the lack of carrying a dull knife, you opt to yell "Faget Fuck."

"What the faget fuck rapeshit! Why did you download all those shit eating videos on the internet?!"

by Pize & Stive October 14, 2004